Tuesday, September 6, 2011
Zombies Don't Like Pizza
That is my interpretation of what we found on the road today during our training ride. When you find not one, but two pizzas, one completely untouched, abandoned by the road within 3 miles of each other, you have to start making assumptions because, come on people, this is suspicious!
So my first and most logical assumption was, last night, while we slept, the Zombie Apocalypse happened. Upon finding these perfectly good pizzas while munching on the brains of hapless pizza delivery guys, those aforementioned zombies pitched those pizzas right out the car window. Probably couldn't stand the smell of pepperoni (see first photo).
So I'm going to fashion myself a necklace of pepperoni and start wearing it just in case.
This is all that is left of the poor pepperoni pizza delivery guy.